What It Should Be Called - #1
Occasionally I am going to take something that the modern culture of Christianity has labeled as "Christian" and tell you what it should be called.
For entry #1 we will take an item that requires two different names. We will be renaming the "Christian" T-shirt.
1) The "I can't be seen hanging out with sinners, so I hope the message on here makes you realize you need Jesus" T-shirt - this is for all those "witness" T-shirts.
2) The "Don't you realize you are a despicable, disgusting sinner that needs to repent of your heathen ways" T-shirt - this is for all those "condemnation" T-shirts you see Christians wear pointing out what they perceive to be everyone's sins. You know like the one that looks like the Budweiser logo, but says bud wise up instead.
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2 comments:
Great observation, but I don’t know if it will catch on. Those names are waaaayyy too long. How about shortening them to:
1) “Ima Fairasee” T-Shirts
2) “U Suck” T-Shirts
That could catch on, don’t you think?
Glad to have you commenting here Bob. I think the "U Suck" idea is probably I lot closer to what Christians really think of all those heathens anyway.
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